These aren't maternity pajamas or anything like that. They're actually from college, when I was super-skinny from my steady diet of Fat Darrells and fishbowls. (What did I ever do to make you leave me, awesome metabolism?) But I wore them so much that the elastic completely gave out and now they fit like this.
DESTINATION: Trash. But hey, thanks, Victoria's Secret, for making pajama pants that will last 12 years.