Okay, one last piece of camera equipment. I dropped my "nifty fifty" (the super-cheap Canon 50mm f/1.8) in a parking lot in Cape May last summer and, for some reason, haven't wanted to part with it. It's been sitting on my desk for a year awaiting divine crafty inspiration. G made me an awesome cuff bracelet out of the last nifty I broke (they break at the slightest impact; hey, it's a $100 lens!) but you only need one awesome camera-lens cuff bracelet. I finally realized that maybe the best thing is to use it as a "trash can decoration" so to speak.
FYI, a lens isn't supposed to do this: