Day 171: Bucket

Damn you, Target. I go in for shampoo and end up spending $96, and it's because of things like this bucket. I'm like, "$9.99?! For that cute bucket?! I'm sure I can do SOMETHING with it! I'll have backyard parties and use it as a fun ice bucket! I'll plant flowers in it! I'll take newborn photos with it!"

Two years later the verdict is: I will do none of the above. It's become a toy for Danger, who likes to unearth it when I'm not looking and throw it across the room, which makes the same noise as 40 psychos with lead pipes breaking into my house, or at least that's what it sounds like when I'm not expecting it.

DESTINATION: Goodwill.