Day 273: Red (?) Boots

My mom walked into our house when I had these boots sitting next to the trash can and said, "Where did you get those cute boots?!" She has a thing for red shoes so I'm going to let it slide. But if you can't tell their amazing quality from the photo, they are Kmart boots that I bought on a legit Blue Light Special in college for $7, wore for way longer than acceptable, and then spray-painted red (G says he gave them "the Krylon touch") for a Superwoman costume.

DESTINATION: Trash.