If you're not familiar with the belly band, it's a strip of elastic that costs eleventy billion dollars (relatively speaking -- it's seriously a swatch of lycra) and lets you wear your jeans without buttoning them and without flashing everyone. I saved mine in case someone else needed it, and then when my nephew's gf needed it, I couldn't find the stupid thing. I finally found it behind a file box in my office closet (why not?) so here it is.
DESTINATION: Trash. It's pretty worn out. C is probably glad I couldn't find it.