We do like skulls and crossbones. But at the same time, we own a lot of shot glasses. We used to buy a pint glass on every vacation we took, and when we started running out of room, we switched to shot glasses. (Rationale: They're smaller.) But now we have too many of those, too -- especially considering one of us won't even do shots. (It's me.)
Besides, who am I -- Jon Gosselin?!